Thursday, March 17, 2005

I've been watching-

This steroid bullshit on TV today.

It's kind of refreshing to sit around with a three pigs, and watch this slobbering waste of time and taxpayer money.

All in all, it seems to me to be a pretty good attempt by congress to give people who have been totally disinfranchised by the Bush Administration a reason to maybe pay attention to something the government does ever again.

As a country, we paid attention a lot over the past few years, even protested quite a bit, and got jack shit for our efforts. I for one, am sick to death of investing myself in the process and having that leering jackass of a president giggle and smirk at us, and then just go ahead and do whatever the hell he wants for himself and his rich buddies.

Along that vein, Karen Hughes, a woman best qualified to push lemon squares at a church bake sale, has been nominated to a top post in the State Department in order to "improve America's image in the world." That would be great if "improving America's image in the world" could be accomplished by keeping my dad on the phone for 20 minutes during dinner, passively aggressively begging him to write a 20 dollar check to "help the choir get some nice new robes for Easter services." That woman is a stupid cunt.

Oh, and Wolfowitz is gonna be in charge of the World Bank.

So sure, this steroid bullshit is a waste of taxpayer money, but we gotta get some asses back in the seats in a "citizenry-paying-attention-to-the-acts-of-our-government" kind of way.

I know,it's not Bill Clinton blowjob numbers, but that was the moon landing, for Christ's sake. We gotta start somewhere, and maybe, I dunno, get people aware again that we still HAVE a fucking congress.

I mean, who knows- today, we have Major League baseball players testifying before congress, maybe tomorrow someone will decide to give half a shit about news that's sure to come down the line that Bush is giving Rumsfeld the continent of Australia as a birthday present.

If this doesn't work, I am starting a letter writing campaign getting congress to look into the distructive influence on our children of "Porno-Chic." Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, and Rocco Siffretti will be testifying.

Fuck this.

I'm gonna go feed the pigs.


At 9:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, why are you watching that crap? Did you hear the NCAA tourney is on? Get all up in March Madness, man.

At 10:13 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure that having three pigs is such a good idea. I mean, you have that whole nursery-rhyme thing going, but how can you be sure that you're going to take them one at a time? Three nights as a wolf, three pigs, it seems like it'll work out, but what if you eat all three the first night and then are SOL? Also, pigs can make a lot of noise - what will you do if a neighbour calls up the police and says that they can hear screaming from your apartment?

At 6:01 PM , Blogger merkley??? said...

I boiled my little sisters MY LITTLE PONY. It didn't really do anything so I threw it on the roof. In the spring, When my step-dad was cleaning out the raingutters. He threw it down. My sister saw it and cried. Then I felt bad. Then I thought I could smell pee. But it was just my neighbors brewing coffee. I was Mormon, we didn't drink coffee. It smells like pee. Anyway, those same neighbors house burned down due to a faulty coffee pot. He was a weight lifter. I saw him inject steroids once.

That's what I thought of when I read this, My Little Pony, Fire, Weight lifters and Pee.

At 2:26 PM , Blogger bombom1st said...

well obviously you havent got back to me yet ,that is probably because i got my email address wrong. the correct email adrress is
in fact how are the pigs doing? how do you keep them and what do you feed them on account of pigs usually eat shit! Ring any bells there? bombom and chris await your reply with baited breath.

At 8:27 AM , Blogger TISHA said...


At 2:44 AM , Blogger Kirk said...


Actually, don't bother.


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