tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post111397322912851461..comments2023-10-31T05:29:39.891-04:00Comments on What is happening to me?: The cow-Kirkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12345473729653021199noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1114189089341733062005-04-22T12:58:00.000-04:002005-04-22T12:58:00.000-04:00Funny you should say that...http://www.overduemedi...Funny you should say that...<BR/><BR/>http://www.overduemedia.com/archive.aspx?strip=20050408Benedicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10205967099871441385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1114034585065554422005-04-20T18:03:00.000-04:002005-04-20T18:03:00.000-04:00Book Club might not be fair if you turn into a wer...Book Club might not be fair if you turn into a werewolf right in the middle of some hardcore refutin' though. I mean seriously, the book geeks wouldn't stand a chance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1114029244843182762005-04-20T16:34:00.000-04:002005-04-20T16:34:00.000-04:00book club is the best idea ever.book club is the best idea ever.Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14177910040652140390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1114014452775827212005-04-20T12:27:00.000-04:002005-04-20T12:27:00.000-04:00Seconded on the downstairs thing. Once in high sc...Seconded on the downstairs thing. Once in high school someone played a prank by bringing a cow up to the third floor. Ha ha, fucking hilarious. The place smelled for a fucking fortnight and they had to stun it and cart it out in a crate. Also don't be surprised if you start using the word fortnight after this -- two weeks of cow exposure will do that to you. Like, make arrangements to dispose of it immediately. You can generally find guys in Jamaica who can handle this for you, although you probably want to be careful that they don't figure out what's up in case they decide to handle you too.<BR/><BR/>Also, Book Club? Dude, seriously, Fight Club humor is even more over than John Irving. If you're going to go there, go for the beginning of Glengarry Glenn Ross.<BR/><BR/>"PUT. THAT. AMBROSE. DOWN. Trendy literature is for closers only. Do you think I am fucking with you? I am not fucking with you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1114010885483175362005-04-20T11:28:00.000-04:002005-04-20T11:28:00.000-04:00Ya, how does briniging a cow into your apartment c...Ya, how does briniging a cow into your apartment complex work? I would imagine with the mooing and clucking and massive animal slaughter once a month that folks would get a little... peeved.<BR/><BR/>Also, a warning about your cow. Seriously. They can go up stairs but they can't go down stairs. Their knees just don't bend that way. Not that the cow will live to ever walk anywhere again - but you know, it's just good info...<BR/><BR/>-mpbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1113998460861208522005-04-20T08:01:00.000-04:002005-04-20T08:01:00.000-04:00HAH - Kirk, I think you're gonna be one full wereb...HAH - Kirk, I think you're gonna be one full werebeast after you finish off that cow...that's a ton of meat.<BR/><BR/>I can't imagine your neighbors must like you too much, but what are they going to say? hahahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1113994359488761652005-04-20T06:52:00.000-04:002005-04-20T06:52:00.000-04:00oh my dear freakin' god... i'm telling you this ri...oh my dear freakin' god... i'm telling you this right now, if you do that, you're gonna get shot. makes a good joke, though!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8740937.post-1113975613276374102005-04-20T01:40:00.000-04:002005-04-20T01:40:00.000-04:00Kirk, you're my hero...BMOKirk, you're my hero...<BR/><BR/>BMOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com