Let's Go Pats!
Finally!
Today is the day- the first time in over five months I've been able to watch a Boston area sports team compete for the ultimate prize while not also turning into a monster!
I'm going to a superbowl party in Jersey to watch it, making this the best trip to New Jersey I will have had in over five months provided I can manage to keep my dick out of the host's Springer Spaniel.
Also, here's an idea- STOP CALLING THE VIDEO STORE!
I love that I'm doing an intimate blog about turning into a motherfucking werewolf for fuck's sake, and the part of the plot that has you douchebags spinning off into conspiracy theories is the implausible whimsy that I actually work at a video store.
Christ!
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FUCK YEAH! Hope you enjoyed that one buddy. I'm so happy and drunk I'd give you a fucking hug even if you were fully werewolf. GO PATS!
do people really call the video store and ask for kirk?
do they want to be werewolves, too? or do they want to take you on a date, kirk?
Well, there have been several comments from people who have said they have called when I wasn't there.
In response, if you read through this thing, you'll see there have been several times where I have said " I'll be at the video store tomorrow till 5:30- call if you want."
Then they don't call.
Which sucks even worse, because as boring as it is to be at work, it's even worse when the phone rings, and I think "hey! maybe it's somebody who reads my blog!"
Then, when it's some douche who wants me to put "Danny Deckchair" on hold, I'm all the more miserable.
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