Sunday, February 20, 2005

Hey! Hockey's cancelled again!

Well, lets hear it for blue balls.

Whatever, fool me once shame on...oh fuck it, you know what I'm saying.

Either way, I wasn't THAT much more dissapointed to hear it.

I mean, shit- you decide to ruin the sport on Wednesday, and you're going to un-ruin it on Saturday?

Let us take this opportunity to throw a huge "F- You" to Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky.

Sure, they are two of the best players in the history of the game, but what did they accomplish?

Jack shit.

Fuck 'em.

I'm guessing that for the entire negotioations, Mario was hanging out by thte red line waiting to cherry pick a breakaway for all the glory.

Fuck that guy.

I still like Wayne, but c'mon, dude.

When he moved to LA, he precipitated the most false inflation in the popularity of hockey ever.

They say we can thank Wayne for the expansion of hockey into areas where hockey was never popular. Well, thanks, dickhead- now they aren't selling tickets.

Michael Jordan was popular too, and you didn't see him trying to sell basketball in Alaska.

On the other hand, if Bobby Orr and Don Cherry headed into those negotiations- well- heads up jimmy, we're gonna see the puck dropped.

Ah well-

Screw it.

I'm from Boston- I've had a pretty good year.

Plus, Beebee shows up on Monday.

Hooray!

4 Comments:

At 7:09 PM , Anonymous Ronan said...

One of the things that I find sad is that the showings of things like Billiards and Texas Hold 'Em that are being shown in place of hockey are getting better ratings than the hockey did. I mean, I'm no hockey fan. I can't tell you the first thing about it, but given the option of those three, I'd choose hockey every time. Billiards and Poker can't rightfully be called sports.

 
At 5:59 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goddammit boy!!!! You’re a fucking werewolf now!!! Shut up with this belly aching ‘bout such pansy assed shit, stand up on all fours and act like you at least want to TRY and be an alpha wolf someday - or shave yourself and come to the call of pussy whipped kitty when whatever Old Lady owns you calls you in at night!!!!!

Fuck hockey!!!! FUCK HOCKEY!!!! Werewolves don’t play hockey for fuck’s sake!!!!! There’s not enough BLOOD in hockey for werewolves!!!!!!! Hockey is Nair painless calf and thigh hair removal up against the Brazilian bikini wax treatments werewolves use just for shits and giggles on Saturday nights!!!!

Oh, but it’s ok, Kirkster. I bet Monday morning when BeeBee gets there you find yourself faced with another werewolf or two who’ll teach you how to be a proper predator.
You see? Ain’t NOTHING werewolves love more than the smell of blood. They’ll even spill it themselves if they need to just to get a fix.

If you’re lucky one of them that shows up to claim BeeBee will be an alpha. Either way, just grab your stick and close your eyes before you throw that still breathing rack of lamb out on the ice cause baby – IT’S GONNA BE A HELL OF A BLOODY FUCKING FIGHT FOR THAT PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!!!!

If you’re REALLY lucky, it’ll be some alpha bitch who picks up the scent. In that case, after all is said and done you’ll probably find in a show of natural born dominance your ass has been overpowered, mounted and fucked mercilessly….

Ain’t being a werewolf fun??????????
I knew you’d like it.


That’s why I nailed you……..
Guess WHOOOOOOOOOOOO?????

 
At 12:59 PM , Blogger Kirk said...

Um...wow.

Check, please!

 
At 12:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk,

Let's clear something up. The fucking NHLPA invited Wayne and Mario and gave the impression they were ready to strike a deal. It wasn't their fault.

 

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