Hey! Hockey's cancelled again!
Well, lets hear it for blue balls.
Whatever, fool me once shame on...oh fuck it, you know what I'm saying.
Either way, I wasn't THAT much more dissapointed to hear it.
I mean, shit- you decide to ruin the sport on Wednesday, and you're going to un-ruin it on Saturday?
Let us take this opportunity to throw a huge "F- You" to Mario Lemieux and Wayne Gretzky.
Sure, they are two of the best players in the history of the game, but what did they accomplish?
I'm guessing that for the entire negotioations, Mario was hanging out by thte red line waiting to cherry pick a breakaway for all the glory.
Fuck that guy.
I still like Wayne, but c'mon, dude.
When he moved to LA, he precipitated the most false inflation in the popularity of hockey ever.
They say we can thank Wayne for the expansion of hockey into areas where hockey was never popular. Well, thanks, dickhead- now they aren't selling tickets.
Michael Jordan was popular too, and you didn't see him trying to sell basketball in Alaska.
On the other hand, if Bobby Orr and Don Cherry headed into those negotiations- well- heads up jimmy, we're gonna see the puck dropped.
I'm from Boston- I've had a pretty good year.
Plus, Beebee shows up on Monday.