Monday, February 14, 2005

Jesus, God.

OK- so I can deal with it being fucking cold and rainy.

I can deal with the fact that it is Valentine's Day and I am lonely.

I can deal with the fact that Bush is President.

I can deal with the fact that every month, I turn into a savage beast with a bloodlust beyond human understanding.

But on top of all that, I gotta tell you, did they have to pick today to fucking cancel hockey?

I mean, for Christ's sake!

There's only so much bullshit I can handle on any one given day.

I guess I'm gonna go watch the AHL All Star game.

Let's hear it for Andy Hilbert and Patrice Bergeron!



If you need me, I'll be over in the corner of the cage.

10 Comments:

At 10:01 PM , Blogger tigerkitty810 said...

i cant stand bush either or any of my friends so ya but i dont watch hocy so thats all

 
At 10:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk-
When they cancel the season- I think you should eat Gary Bettman and uses intimidation to get hockey back up and going. Can't you see the headlines "Warewolf sparks negotiation- Bettman torn up over new CBA, games to start before next full moon"

Please Kirk, don't leave us with only basketball.

 
At 2:01 AM , Blogger Kirk said...

Well, apparently, there is still an outside chance that there will be a season.

I'm holding out hope.

Still, if there isn't, I would love to tear both Bettman and Goodennow to shreds.

There are no good guys in this one.

The people who lose are the hockey fans.

And, yeah, I know, I've talked a big game about the Pats and the Sox, but the Bruins are the team I CARE about.

These assholes are breaking my heart.

And to tigerkitty- seriously- take it easy, my dear.

See the earlier post about Dark Threat.

I may need a lot of things right now- but teen angst isn't one of them.

Be safe, my dear, and don't hurt yourself.

 
At 11:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk, you are the man. I think you should emigrate to Canada, talk to the CBC and replace Don Cherry. Think it over, it may be the change that a werewolf needs.

 
At 11:43 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk, you are the man. I think you should emigrate to Canada, talk to the CBC and replace Don Cherry. Think it over, it may be the change that a werewolf needs.

 
At 10:45 PM , Blogger Kirk said...

Don Cherry is irreplaceable.

He is a national treasure.

In fact, I had a cat named after him before I, well- ate him.

I still feel shitty about that.

Maybe now that I have a cage, I could get a cat again. I dunno if I'm ready.

 
At 1:21 AM , Anonymous Ronan said...

In your account of one of the conversations with Dan (he needs a gimmicky name; Dan Dan the iPOD Man or something) you said your cat's name was Grapes. Now you say it was named after Don Cherry.

Which fruit flavor is it, and why the inconsistency?

 
At 1:39 AM , Blogger Kirk said...

Oh for CHRIST'S sakes!

I know that most Americans don't give a fuck about hockey, but isn't there an hockey fan or an Boston sports fan who was raised right that can answer that question?

For the sake of the great sport of hockey and Boston sports greats everywhere, I hope somebody out there knows what I'm talking about.

And if you know what Don's dog's name was in the early 70's, that's bonus points.

Anyone?

 
At 11:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirk, fuck yeah. You're the best American Hockey Fan EVER! Ronan, Don Cherry's nickname is Grapes. Which is the name of Kirk's iPod based cat. Jesus Christ is right. I mean, Don coached the Bruins. The Boston Bruins. Fucking people.

I believe his dog's name was 'Blue'? Although I wasn't around in the 70s so I could have the wrong one.

 
At 7:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it was Spuds MacKenzie, but I wasn't born until '79 anyhow...

Welcome to Canada, Kirk. :)

 

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