Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Hi Rhonda.

What's up?

Oh, c'mon people- she said she checks in every day.

I think she said that I'm "addictive."

aww, yeah.

Who wants some sugar! First one's free, motherfuckers!

Oh, and I totally ordered pigs this morning. They get here at the end of the week. I ordered three. And yes, if you're concerned, I'm gonna huff and puff, and eat the fuck out of those guys in a couple of weeks.

Any name suggestions?

OK, I'm going to work.

Wish me luck.


At 5:06 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Huey, Dewey and Louie?

At 5:40 PM , Anonymous Giggsy said...

I think starters, dinner & dessert might be more appropriate (named according to size).

This is far and away the best blog on the net. Keep going at it man.

Like Rhonda, I'm checking in every day to see how you're getting along.

At 8:27 AM , Anonymous Rhonda said...


Imagine my surprise when I check your site this morning and my name is right there in blazing letters! hahaha

Hi to you, as well!

Pig might be fun for you to name them after people you hate. For example, if I were in your situation, I'd probably name them "Britney Spears", "Ryan Seacrest", and "Jessica Simpson".

Good luck on the pigs, and hope it works as well as the sheep...

At 9:59 AM , Anonymous Kim said...

Hey be careful eating raw pig - you could get trichinosis. But then again, maybe a werewolf would be immune to the parasites.

At 12:18 PM , Anonymous RobRoy said...

You might run into a problem with having three of them there. I don't think werewolves are known for their restraint, so you may end up killing all three on the first night of your transformation and eating what you can, then you'll have three partially eaten pigs lying around all the next day. Could get disgusting.

At 12:38 PM , Anonymous Ken said...

Pig names, huh?

If you go the Disney route you could name them Practical, Fifer and Fiddler, from the 1933 film.

Or you could go Stooge and name them Moe, Larry and Curley might be a good idea, although Dewey, Cheatem and Howe might be nice.

Political: Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld might be satisfying to rip limb from limb and devour.

Three's company: Chrissy, Janet and Jack.

Angels: Sabrina, Jill and Kelly

That's a start, I guess.

At 3:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Political: Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld might be satisfying to rip limb from limb and devour.That's just right on brilliant thinking right there. This is one time when I will vote for those three bastards... or, uh, names.


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