Monday, April 25, 2005


It's quarter to one in the morning right now, and the moon is full.

And- I'm, well- typing this.

I'm not a werewolf again.

I'm still in the cage, because, well- anything could happen- but ...Jesus!

I mean, is it wrong for me to ask what ISN'T happening to me?

This is the scariest thing that has happened to me since all this started.


At 2:01 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, so the first question is whether or not you still have the enhanced senses and the urge to urinate on everything...

If those are gone, and you're not going all hirsute tonight, your troubles may be over old buddy.


At 5:58 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh dear, don't tell us you're cured. I mean, we're very happy for you personally and all that, but the blog will become a lot less interesting once you're (relatively) normal again.

At 10:04 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, tonight might be your last chance to find out what is or isn't happening to you. If you want to change, you need to change. Quit the two-month old routine of getting in the cage and do something different -- maybe find an empty unused wine cellar or something. Or, you could try forcing it rather than waiting for it. But whatever you do, good luck. I'd hate to see your investment in those barnyard animals go to waste.


At 1:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps your lycnathropy realized that you were already so much of a Beast that it couldn't do anything more for you, so it left?

At 1:43 PM , Anonymous Rhonda said...

How there someone you can talk to, to find out if it's normal for you NOT to get it this month?

HAH - oh man, you're late!

hahahahaha - sorry, ok, I shouldn't laugh.

Keep us updated on what's going on...

At 1:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO @ Rhonda's comment! That shit's funny.

Ya know, maybe you wanted it so much this time, so you could have at that cow, that Mother Nature is messin with you. She can be a bitch sometimes.

At 4:49 PM , Anonymous rowd149 said...

he's ending the blog... GODDAMMIT, HE'S ENDING THE BLOG!!!!!!!!!

At 3:22 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry Kirk. Even if you're not a werewolf, I'd still read your blog. Go Red Sox!


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