The goddamn chickens-
Had me up at dawn.
OK- it was one rooster.
But Jesus- in case you thought that was just a folk tale, I'll tell you- roosters crow at daybreak.
And there was no shutting him up.
The fucking cow started mooing, and the chickens were making crazy noise, I mean Jesus, I can't wait for Saturday night just to eat those motherfuckers.
And I want it to hurt. I took a nap around 11:00, and had to go to work at 1:00.
I'm going to bed now, and I'm exhausted.
If they are crowing tomorrow, I'm gonna shit.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Beasts....rah
What do the neighbors think?
I live in a warehouse loft apartment in East Williamsburg. Williamson used to own it. I don't have any neighbors.
I'll bet when you rip the rooster apart you'll be thinking "Now crow you bastard"
Well Kirk, thanks for clearing up that apartment shit. I mean seriously, you waltz up to the door man with a cow in tow I doubt he's going to let you manhandle that thing up the stairs.
As a chicken I find your comments highly offensive.
*CLUCK!*
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