Friday, April 15, 2005

OK people-

-just because some woman in Scotland might be a werewolf doesn't mean I could fall in love with her.

Look- here's the real deal.

Love, as it has been portrayed in Hollywood, doesn't exist.

It's a myth.

I wish it was real but it's not.

I'm drunk.

5 Comments:

At 11:46 AM , Anonymous tony said...

dont worry about it...love is just evolution's way of making sex feel better

 
At 1:22 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idea of love just makes sex more complicated. Find a girl to roll in the sack with on a regular basis and then decide if you like to hang out with her. It works, really.

 
At 1:46 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's what you do, buy an add in the local newspaper, and put in the want adds "BEAST- looking for someone who can take me all the way". Badda Bing Badda Boom you got all of NY interested, your sex life goes up, and you won't have to wear a kilt like you would in Scotland. ;) your friend
Beast-In-Training

 
At 2:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

See. I think that real Hollywood love does exist. Sure, it's idealized in movies. Most people don't decide to spend their life together after a couple of dates - but, that hard falling, impassioned, heart-aching love happens all the time. And then, once one member of the couple realizes it, the other member takes a powder - out of fear or whatever. That can't get any more Hollywood. Except in real life, the one who left generally doesn't change their mind.

So, welcome bitterness and dying alone. I think the best thing to do is just blow off the love thing altogether and go with the advice of Anonymous #1. Maybe you could find someone who's faults you can deal with, and in time you'll find that you'd rather have her around than eat her.

 
At 1:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, who said anything about love? Hot werewolf nookie is what I was suggesting...

I mean, if you can afford livestock every month, a little trip to Scotland doesn't seem so out of the question.

 

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