Talked to Dan on the iPod again today-
Dan? Dan? You there?
"Where the hell have you been?"
I was in LA.
"Los Angeles? What the hell for? You still looking for a cure?"
Well, no- actually, some dude wanted to talk to me about a movie deal.
"Oh, for God's sake."
It didn't come through.
"Well, maybe you can wait a couple of days and eat him. That ought to be pretty satisfying for you."
Look, I've been thinking- I don't think I want to kill myself. There's got to be another way.
"You want to wait until you kill somebody? Cause you will."
No, look- what I was wondering was about the naked guy who got shot on the bridge. Was that guy the werewolf that bit me?
"What does it matter?"
Well, I want to find out if he has any family, if he has any notes or diaries or anything- he might have been able to find out some way to cure this thing...
"Notes? Diaries? You think werewolves are real big note takers?"
Well- I've been doing this journal on a blog-
"What? A blog about a guy who got bit by a werewolf? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Actually, it's gotten quite popular- I got a link on memepool, and if metafilter picks it up I could-
"You're asinine. What happens when you commit a murder?"
Well that's just it- I'm not sure that I will.
"Really? Remember that night on the bridge? Did that beast really seem like someone you could reason with?"
Well how do I know that the werewolf that bit me wasn't kind of a dick before he turned into a wolf?
"Remember your cat, dickface?"
Well, yeah- but he you know- jumped out at me.
"OK- I get it, you'll be a docile werewolf, provided nobody startles you."
Look- I have another question. What about the other guy you were killed with? Where is he?
"Hmm. You mean, Jeff? That's a good question. Cause the cat's here with me know, but Jeff is nowhere around. Are you sure he died?"
Well, that's what the cops said, but I thought that everybody who got killed by a werewolf was somehow trapped in this iPod. And if he got bitten by a werewolf, and didn't die, that means that-
"He's one too."