This is Alyssa writing this.
Kirk told me about this little blog, and I'm more than a little pissed off about it.
First off, he is NOT and has NEVER BEEN a werewolf.
I don't believe I even have to write this, but werewolves are not real.
Yes, he works at a video store, which is where he is now, and yes, I'm an art handler who lives in Williamsburg, but this joke has gone far enough.
If any of you enjoy reading it, and thought it was real, I apologize on Kirk's behalf.