This is Alyssa writing this.
Kirk told me about this little blog, and I'm more than a little pissed off about it.
First off, he is NOT and has NEVER BEEN a werewolf.
I don't believe I even have to write this, but werewolves are not real.
Yes, he works at a video store, which is where he is now, and yes, I'm an art handler who lives in Williamsburg, but this joke has gone far enough.
If any of you enjoy reading it, and thought it was real, I apologize on Kirk's behalf.
-Alyssa
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Hm, maybe we should re-title the blog, What is Happening to Kirk's Blog? Seriously now, this was a source of entertainment, it doesn't matter if it was real or not.
Alyssa, Kirk and other readers, take note, this is a new form of entertainment and even advertising. Consider it back channel or meme based if you will.
Don't knock it, this represents the future.
Are you keeping him in a cage even though he isn't a werewolf?
Wait, I don't get it. How are you posting on Kirk's blog? Are you using his laptop? What's the deal?
If this is a way to keep away other potential werewolf hunters....it's not going to work! We will track you down! You guys aren't going to be able to lead a "normal" life now! The inhuman monster must die, and if you are his unholy concubine you must be purged of your sins immediately! Just kidding. But, what have you done with Kirk? Why would he have you post this "truth" instead of him? Fact or fiction....who cares. Not like there was anything werewolf related that could be substantiated on here. Continue your blog, your hoax, your truth, what have you. If not it was fun while it lasted.
Don't you get it, Alyssa believes all werewolves to be irrecoverably evil. Therefore she wouldn't want people to idolise Kirk, because he is a werewolf.
This holds true, whether this is fiction or not.
A joke?!?! No!!! Come on!!! You mean this has all been...FICTION? I'm crushed.
Alysaa - Please post pics of you. Also, I love the idea of you, and Kirk doing a werewolf "adult" site ala Bram Stokers Dracula. A new source of money/career for Kirk, and an outlet for you creative artist side.
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