I've been exploring pig recipies.
I mean, I know- when it comes right down to it, I'm gonna eat 'em raw, but I couldn't help myself.
One of my favorites has been a blog about bacon, called "bacontarian." It's for people who love the fuck out of bacon.
This link is to a post entitled: "best bacon you've ever ate."
Their are 19 comments.
Needless to say, these motherfuckers love bacon.
Here's a sample:
"My worthless friends were finally roused only when I began to yell as I returned to the scene of the disaster. The bacon had been burned so severely that the only sign of its former potential was a black residue on the cooking grate. This was not the best bacon I have ever had it was the worst bacon, I never had. But this tragedy has taught me to savor life’s bacon as never before. This post is directed particularly to Ellen, who I hold primarily responsible for the death of the bacon."
I left a comment, explaining my situation, but I bet it won't get approved.
I think we all can agree, however, that Ellen is a fucking bitch.
And people, whatever your individual situations, let's all remember to "savor life's bacon."
I wanna get that on a T-shirt.